menu, please - Poem
Image source: “Menu & Tariff Boards.” Barconwood, barconwood.co.uk/product-category/signage-products/wall-mounted-signs/menu-tariff-boards/.
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Written by Candace Genesis
A poem. They asked me to write them a poem. A poem, you say? Well, Here’s the menu... What would you like? Menu
Appetizers Eggs (A bunch of scrambled words and phrases that are supposed to contain a hidden, and almost undiscoverable, life-changing “message”) Salad (A William Words-worthy nature-inspired side) Main Courses As You Like It (A Shakespearean attempt at spicing up a mundane story) Vegan Fried Chicken (The 8436845204724746656487203028th recipe about changing the world and making it a better place) Ratatouille (A wanna-be rapper’s elegantly plated diss-track about people, and life, in general) Desserts A Piece-of-Cake (A philosopher-in-the-baking’s efforts to make sense of one’s existence) Drinks Espresso (An over-enthusiastic shot at being “relatable”) The 2001 (A flavour-filled “Story of My Life” concoction) Today’s Special Ratatouille Avec Les Œufs Are you ready to place your order? |