menu, please - Poem
Image source: “Menu & Tariff Boards.” Barconwood, barconwood.co.uk/product-category/signage-products/wall-mounted-signs/menu-tariff-boards/.
Written by Candace Genesis
They asked me to write them a poem.
A poem, you say?
Here’s the menu...
What would you like?
(A bunch of scrambled words and phrases that are supposed to contain a hidden, and almost undiscoverable, life-changing “message”)
(A William Words-worthy nature-inspired side)
As You Like It
(A Shakespearean attempt at spicing up a mundane story)
Vegan Fried Chicken
(The 8436845204724746656487203028th recipe about changing the world and making it a better place)
(A wanna-be rapper’s elegantly plated diss-track about people, and life, in general)
(A philosopher-in-the-baking’s efforts to make sense of one’s existence)
(An over-enthusiastic shot at being “relatable”)
(A flavour-filled “Story of My Life” concoction)
Ratatouille Avec Les Œufs
Are you ready to place your order?